If picture is worth a thousand words, how much is this :05 clip of me realizing I’m accidentally taking a video and saying “oh no” to myself in 4K?

At least 1002.

I’m a writer who does a lot of other things like directing, art directing, photographing, filming, voice acting, cartooning, chalk art-ing, and animating.

My aggregate 15 minutes of fame include:

• A passive-aggressive feature on Fox 4 News for chalk art (See here.)

• A solo in A Children’s Theater production of The Nativity. I was the donkey.

• Fattest baby born at Mount Holly Memorial Hospital. The nurses called me “Sumo Baby”—a name my parents still use today.

Check out my resume for some advertising ethos.

If you don’t want to scroll up, here are links to my Advertising, Photography, and Illustration sections.